Interesting Exposures of Administration

This is a book of memoirs of administrative experiences– particularly those which were a consequence of hypocrisy, haughtiness, ignorance and selfishness of the rulers, administrators as well as the public. The incidents have been described in satirical style in order to make them amusing to the reader.The bureaucrats, having been selected through open competition, are – saving the 'honourable' exceptions – more intelligent, and therefore, many of them indulge in greater hypocrisies than the common man does. And the politicians, who become Netas only after proving their superior intelligence in leading the herd, take the pride of the place among the most dexterous hypocrites.As the 21st century is advancing, the dishonest and dishonourable acts are being reinterpreted to preclude most of them from the ambit of dishonesty. Boundaries of honesty are being so stretched that dishonesty can be pursued without pinching one's conscience 'unnecessarily'. Further, the animal kingdom's culture of big fish swallowing the small fish is being adopted by the powerful without any wrinkle on their face.____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ContentsThe Motivation Pgs—71. Choose Your Time and Place Pgs—112. Aap To Na Jaane Kaise I.P.S. Me Aa Gaye! Pgs—153. Out of Sync Professors Pgs—194. A Confession by D.G. Police Pgs—215. The Most Potent Weapon Pgs—266. Shaving – A Pain that Turned into Pleasure Pgs—307. Better Resign from Police Pgs—338. Bala's Riding Blues Pgs—369. If You Really Love Me Darling Pgs—3910. The Extra-Adventurous Pgs—4111. How to Displease Your Wife? Pgs—4512. Commit Suicide, Resign, Take Leave and Go Home Pgs—4813. And Mr. Crawford Proceeded on Six Months' Leave to England Pgs—5314. Par Bhai Danda to Aap Logon ke Haath Me Hai (But the Baton is in Your Hands) 5615. Many a Misadventure Pgs—5916. Tactfulness Pgs—6317. Sale Sahab Ki Shan Me Gustakhi Karta Hai? Pgs—6818. Talwar Uthana Chahe Na Aaya Ho, Colonel To Ban Gaye Pgs—7219. Yeh To Apni-Apni Intelligence Ki Baat Hai Pgs—7520. There is no such Officer in this Department Pgs—7721. Sher Ka Shikar Pgs—8122. Badmuzanna Basilsile Vazarat Tark-Sakunat Kar Gaya Hai Pgs—8423. After All It is Democracy Pgs—8624. Beta! S.P. Sahab Kya Bathroom Me Hain? Pgs—8925. A D.I.G. with Big Mustachios Pgs—9326. Confounded Pgs—9927. Secret of Magisterial, Judicial and Pgs—Commission of Enquiry Pgs—10328. Bina Padha-Likha Bhoot (An Illiterate Ghost) 11129. Teen Tabarra-Madhe Sahiba, Machchar- Khatmal, Tikona-Samosa Pgs—11530. A Dwarf in One's Own Eyes Pgs—11931. Dewedy! You Have Burnt Your Boat Pgs—12532. The Rosogulla Service Pgs—12933. The Secret of Veiled Threats Pgs—13334. A Case for Suspension Dole to Policemen Pgs—13735. An Alternative Way to Become Chief Secretary Pgs—14136. The Obstacle-Creators' Club Pgs—14437. Manava Kahe Guman Kare? Pgs—14938. Application of Law – West vs. India Pgs—15139. Transparency in Police Pgs—15740. Politically Inappropriate Talks on Corruption Pgs—163